Friday, August 3, 2007
people in wisconsin scare me
alrighty...i work in the poison control center. i save lives, i laugh with people, at them when their not on the phone too, i get creepy calls all the time, and i hear from plan ass lunitics. no relation to the crazy freaks like myselftonight i get this call from this guy asking for the address of the poison center. the conversation went some what like this:me: poison center can I help you?dude: i need the poison centerme: this is the poison center, can I help you?dude: i need the nearest poison center.me: what city are you calling from sir?dude: milwaukeeme: this is milwaukee, HOW CAN I HELP YOU?dude: what's the address?me: why do you need the address sir?dude: because I need to come there.me: sir we do not treat people here, we triage them to find out how serious their exposure and direct them to the nearest health facility if they need medical attention. do you think you have been poisoned?dude: i would not be able to tell that.me: what are you symtpoms?dude: i would not know that.me: have you been exposed to something?dude: thank you and hangs up and okay dude has really scary serial killer voice and the whole time i'm thinking..oh shit they found me. just kidding but hey it was the freakiest call i've ever gotten. and by the way if you are going to have anal sex, DON'T use body wash as a lubricant. shakes her head sadlyI was feeling really icky when I came to work, but a pop tart later and i don't feel as crappy. Alrighty the big awaited moment FINALLY happened today. Vince ACTUALLY met the rents today. I was nervous for him and them. It was cool everything went well. My mom brought up his mom right away. He's was appreciative of that. We were talking later, and he told me that he doesn't like when people avoid the topic, especially when they know. I just wasn't expecting my mom to bring it up right away. Then we talked about traffic and traveling and weather and all that small talk bullshit. It was good. I think they really liked him and he seemed to like them too. he eve told them maybe we WILL go to michigan for a day on the weekend. I'm really not going to get my hopes up though. I got e-mail from from friend Dave tonight. he just set up a new web page. i hit the site and found links to a lot of other people I know. it was cool kinda seeing what they are all doing after high school and shit. It's cool that people are actaully going out and following their dreams. I'd be doing that if i had the money. i'm just on hold for a little while. i'll do it though. everyone around me is getting engaged though..that's kinda wierd. well i'm going to go for now. maybe i'll right more later. if not probably talk to you in a week. laterz........
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yes, wisconsinites are very scary. 3 words, cow chip tossing
You are so right about that! lol. sometimes it's amazing we all survive in this state.
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